2015春晚吐槽大全集,看春晚终极目的在此!
2015/2/19 管理晨读
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来源:亿利汇源沙小甘
微信号:shaxiaogan
1、尼格撒毕组合
去年春晚主持人是撒贝宁和毕福剑的“撒比组合”,今年进化成2.0版了。尼格买提,撒贝宁,毕福剑组成了全新的“你个撒逼”组合。
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2、这只丑哭了的羊啊~
随手p了下小撒和那只羊的对话:
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撒:滚!!!
羊:我就是想上个头条而已啊
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好吧,其实这只羊还是有来历的!!!
3、世界已经无法阻挡淘宝了
买家秀和卖家秀终于出现在同一个画面里了~呵呵呵呵呵没一会淘宝同款都出来,给某宝这速度跪了。
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不过总有更毒舌的网友:左:买家秀,右:卖家秀
4、回家的路
你知道回家的路有多难么,看看华仔的表情就知道了....
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为历经苦难终于回到家乡的朋友说一声:你辛苦了!
5、尔康你好,尔康再见!
华仔上台表演之前, 一定是看了还珠格格.....心疼华仔~~
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9、毒舌语录
蔡明老师的毒舌必须要汇总一下!说不定火了呢!
①太惊悚了!
②你还想要点别的?
③我这咔咔勒胸,你是咣咣撞脸啊!
④你再不躲开我让你报废。
⑤恶心他妈夸恶心,好恶心!
⑥我遛狗都30迈!
⑦你还一颗黑心两手准备。
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10、呵呵
关于蔡明老师和潘长江老师的小品……“户外,车上,美女热,矮男主,绳索捆绑”…….这时候毕老师了要上台, 就是一部岛国影片了。小编我太纯洁,我什么都看不懂~
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11、告别马年
“今年春晚主持人为什么没有李咏?”
“因为其寓意是在告别马年~懂了么”
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12、四兄弟
今天春晚最火爆春晚的组合是?“李宇春,李宇夏、李宇秋、李宇冬”四兄弟组合![](http://img31.vccoo.com/refer.php?url=http%3a%2f%2fmmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/rAuTCLa0hwpwQhyVp7oRuPSnjQo9aic5CnCMHla9uico4ETv4r8BdKRS0GeRYVypPZSmLEnSD1OPqVdfaarroicsw/0?tp=webp&wxfrom=5<br/><br/> http%3a%2f%2fmmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/rAuTCLa0hwpwQhyVp7oRuPSnjQo9aic5CnCMHla9uico4ETv4r8BdKRS0GeRYVypPZSmLEnSD1OPqVdfaarroicsw/0)
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1)就是爱看春晚的;
2)我是来看我偶像的;
3)为了写段子吐槽看春晚的;
4)为了刷微博刷人人耍朋友圈的时候能看懂笑点的;
5)我就是来抢红包的。你是那一种?
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16、发型
今年春晚我终于相信两个人在一起久了,发型什么的也越来越像了~
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也毫无什么“基情”看点可言!!!
---别等了,看不到了.... 因为今年春晚“反腐”了!
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转发到朋友圈跟大家继续吐槽2015春晚吧!
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