万科万达结合了,段子手玩疯了...
2015/5/15 管理晨读
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万科 & 万达
今天上午,地产两大巨头万科+万达正式宣布“在一起”了!
其实,自从昨天消息传出,地产界的PS高手以及段子手就全部出动了↓↓
有图有真相
PS版本大全
▼赌博必赢版
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▼赌桌房企撕逼版
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▼国民老公带盐版
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▼大众LOGO版
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▼无限激情版
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▼怦然心动版
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▼好莱坞大片版
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▼温情故事版
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精选段子
这里没节
操
钱不是万能的,而是万科和万达的。
万科万达成立新公司就叫科达吧。
—— 柯达胶卷哭晕在厕所。
—— 大众撕科达,才真正的哭晕在厕所。
听说绿地、聚丰和人和正在准备组成绿聚人组合。
因遭众男性业主强烈反对,绿地与世茂最终放弃了合作。
今天的发布会在北京CBD万达广场的万达酒店举行(万达是主场)。据昨天剧透,万达的说发布会结束之后要请万科所有人看电影。
路边社消息:万达,万科,美的,联想海信五强联合,组成“万万没相信”股份有限公司!将买房,购物,看电影,逛商场,买家电,买电脑合为一体,实现智慧家居与智慧城市的终极道路上,又迈进了一步。
@但斌:万达,万科,美的,联想,隧道股份五强联合,组成“万万没想到”股份有限公司!将交通,旅游,房产,餐饮,购物,互联网,看电影,买家电,买电脑合为一体,最终实现了凹凸凹、匹凸匹、西凸西、闭凸闭、闭凸西、屁屁屁、互联网+、中国智造的有机统一。公司广告词:'万万没想到,啦啦啦啦啦'~~
今天,万达勇敢向万科伸出了合作之爪,万万横空出世了。听到这个消息后,绿地绿城再也坐不住了,融创融信有些冲动了,华润给华夏幸福打电话了,世茂给世纪金源发微信了,金地金隅金科金大地开圆桌论坛了,恒大恒盛考虑私奔了。——中国地产圈彻底凌乱了!
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