微信欠爸妈一个「污鸡汤奖」
2015/12/19 管理晨读
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大家都看过标题党的文章吧
资管君曾经也做过关于标题党的文章
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资管君曾天真的以为自己已经够标题党了
但最近发现,和爸妈他们看的比起来
我还是差远了
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今天我们来聊聊
充满正能量的父母朋友圈
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譬如
有一次我爸转给我一篇文章叫做
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吓我一跳,还以为我爸和我传播性知识
点进去才发现里面写的是插座
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还有一次我妈转给我一篇文章标题叫
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我当时想不会吧?
老妈转这是啥意思?不会是姐夫出轨了吧
点进去才发现里面是劝姐夫不要抽烟
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还有一次我二叔在家族红包交流群里发了一个文章叫
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我去!二叔你要发也私发啊,发这群是咋回事啊
于是我马不停蹄的点开了
发现里面是美女与狗狗玩飞碟,好嗨森呢~
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还有一个长辈发过一个链接叫做
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结果里面是是北大学生的激情演讲视频
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气得我群里狠狠的扔了一个链接
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其实不过是教晚上怎么吃晚餐更健康
嘿嘿嘿,别怪我,是你们逼我的
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大人们为了让我们多喝鸡汤可谓是
煞 费 苦 心
资管君在网上收集了一下
让大家感受一下我们和父母之间的差距,什么叫
少 见 多 怪
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标题
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他们叫:财富、成功和健康!
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不带套!这么简单粗暴?!
你别想歪了,人家说的是黑心作坊那么脏的碗筷,
套在塑料膜里也是没用的!
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太现实的是什么?
先来个梅艳芳坎坷人生视频讲珍惜
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看了20遍?有奶的那是娘啊!
母爱鸡汤,喝了吧!
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一起因女子开车过快
与路人发生擦挂,引发争吵
最终被夺去生命的严肃事故
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坑爹,一个80后90后绝对笑不出来的段子
被父母开心的转发……
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没错,还是鸡汤
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其实这是
一个因为女工被锁冷库,被保安及时救的故事
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这杂技真刺激
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点进去才发现里面是为人处世的技巧
不要欠钱不还,不要背地里说别人坏话等等
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这朋友圈营销流氓们真是让我们不服不行
他们把“色情”“鸡汤”两大
中老年人最感兴趣的主题掺和到一块
让中老年朋友分享的不要不要不要的
但是看完这些
资管君的表情只有这样
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好了
就说那么多
再多说下去,我妈又要转发给我了
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(资管君造福社会)
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