我为什么不减肥(火爆朋友圈!)
2016/1/27 管理晨读
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每天都有一万个理由激(ci)励(ji)我
发毒誓要从明天开始减肥
而第二天又会有一万零一个理由
让我把减肥大计推到next day~
亲爱的你
也在为减肥路上踟蹰不前而自责么
憋担心
跟着火爆全世界朋友圈的兰迪诗
大声说出不减肥的理由吧
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我在潮白河边吃烧烤 华语群星 - 我在潮白河边吃烧烤 ![](/asp/image.asp?m=0&w=gh_422411c428fb&u=http%3a%2f%2fmmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/UTsVnyKTT8icjRnrP0k19UxhSByFQAAYkoAb1fYIBSKj6LicdF7bnoNeqFUP5XSMpOdUvtZvRTrQWr3jbqib1tvjQ/0)
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图文/兰迪诗
摘自/漫画集《憋说话,吻我》
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我希望今年夏天能给大家展现一副好身材
但是有个小问题
我在乎大家的看法,但我更在乎好吃的
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其实我身体里住着一个瘦子
但是我一直往嘴里塞饼干
挡住了她唯一的出路
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我费了那么大劲儿
爬到食物链顶端
不是为了吃素的
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大部分时间我都处在失魂落魄的状态
只有一件事能让我专心致志
又到吃饭的时间啦
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如果没人看见你吃东西
你就可以当作没吃
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在食物这个问题上
没有“我们”,都是“我”的
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胖了几斤真不是什么大不了的事儿
如果有人想绑架你
他都得算计算计绳子的成本
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我超爱我的六块腹肌
为了保护它们
我特意在上面盖上了一层肥肉
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我一直在甩肉
但是肉一直在粘我
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我之所以吃蛋糕是因为
世界那么大
肯定有人今天过生日
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以上内容摘自作品火爆全世界朋友圈的兰迪诗的首部漫画集《憋说话,吻我》,笑是人生最好的药,不要放弃治疗啊!由北京紫图图书有限公司出品,时代文艺出版社出版。
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