如何才能成为讨人喜爱的美人鱼?
2016/3/3 管理晨读
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图文/兰迪诗
摘自/漫画集《憋说话,吻我》
1你要气质优雅
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笑容会让你满脸皱纹,
臭脸才会让你永葆靓丽。
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2你要说话动听
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我已经三周没跟我老婆说过话了。
我不想打断她。
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3你要拥有见识
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拖延?不是那么回事,
我只是等到最后期限再做。
因为那时我又年长一点,变得更加智慧了。
4你要关爱他人
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我之所以吃蛋糕是因为
世界那么大,
肯定有人今天过生日。
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5你要保持理智
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永远不要跟
打字比你快的人吵架。
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6你要善于思考
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当我的意中人只给我回复了
一个“K”(OK 的意思)的时候,
我心里想的是,“Kiss 是以K 开头的”。
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7你要乐于赞美
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当你看到一个超正的帅哥的时候,
你都想握住他妈妈的手,
真挚地说一句“干得好”。
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8你要克己守时
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女王从不会迟到,
只是其他人早到了而已。
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9你要善解人意
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你给他发短信, 他没回。
他肯定是因为接到你的短信太兴奋,
昏倒了。
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10 你要珍惜时光
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生命短暂,时间宝贵,
怎么能把宝贵的时间浪费在
安全移除移动硬盘这种小事上!
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11你要人见人爱
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如果你喜欢水,
说明你已经喜欢上72% 的我了!
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12你要目标性强
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如果你的两条大腿挨得太近,
说明你离美人鱼又近了一步,
所以,你觉得谁更美?
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摘自作品火爆朋友圈的兰迪诗首部漫画集《憋说话,吻我》,笑是人生最好的药,不要放弃治疗啊!转载请注明以上内容。
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