什么东西只升不降？是你的年龄...
2016/4/12 武汉博仕胃肠医院

     嘿嘿嘿，今天给大家来点英文段子，让大家一起学习一发，顺便还有表情包赠送，是不是很贴心呐？

    

     1. What will you break once you say it? (什么东西一说出来就打破？)

     Silence. (沉默)

    

     2. Will liars be honest after they die? (骗子死了之后会诚实吗？)

     No, they won’t. They lie still after they die。(不会，他们依旧撒谎。Lie still 躺着不动，依旧撒谎。)

    

     3. What always goes up and never goes down? (什么东西只升不降？)

     Your age. (你的年龄)

    

     4. Why did the boy make his dog sit in the sun? (男孩为什么让他的狗坐在阳光下？)

     He wants to have a hot dog. (他想要一条热狗。)

    

     5. Why is the library the highest building?(为什么图书馆是最高的建筑物？)

     It has the most stories. (它的楼层最多。Story 故事，楼层)

    

     6. What is the smallest bridge in the world? (世界上最小的桥梁是什么？)

     The bridge of a nose. (鼻梁)

    

     7. What is the difference between the North Pole and the South Pole? (北极与南极的区别是什么？)

     A whole world. (整个世界。 a world of difference 天壤之别)

    

     8. A ship can contain only fifty persons. Now there is alreadyforty-nine persons in it.

     At this time,a pregnant woman comes on andboards the ship. The shipsinks.Why?

     (有一艘船只能容纳50人，现在已有49人。这时一位孕妇上了船，船就沉了。为什么？)

     Because is a pigbot. (那是潜水艇。pigbot，潜水艇)

    

     【小故事】

     I want a nightmare 想做坏梦

     Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today's exam."

     在期末考试之前，汤姆告诉他的母亲：“妈妈，我昨天晚上做了一个梦，梦见我通过了今天的考试。”

     "Don't trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite." Mother replied."

     “不要相信梦，亲爱的。据说梦中的经历通常与现实相反。”妈妈答道。

     Then I do hope I'll fail the other subjects in my dream tonight," Tom said.

     “那么，我真希望在今晚的梦中，我的其他功课都不及格。”汤姆说。

     How to Become Rich 如何致富

     Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father.

     弟弟：我看见你亲我姐姐了，如果你不给我五分钱，我就告诉我爸。

     Sister's boyfriend: No, don't do that. Here's a nickel.

     姐姐的男朋友：不要那样做。给你五分钱。

     Little brother: That makes a buck and a quarter I've made this month.

     弟弟：我这个月已经赚了一块两毛五了。

     via：21世纪英语

    

    

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