开心一笑:10句话立马激怒程序猿,杀伤力爆棚~
2015/2/23 哲学园
10句话立马激怒程序猿
第十名:“加油!我先下班了啦~”
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作为一个需求方,我提醒你不该说这样的话……
第九名:“你造嘛,我新电脑的内存有 1 TB!”
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内存和硬盘有啥区别,你造吗?
第八名:“能帮我黑 XXX 的 QQ 吗?”
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不能!不能!不能!
第七名:“尽快做完,好伐?”
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用邮件发这句话杀伤力更大……
第六名:“你先大概弄一个,让我参考看看。”
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请问,什!么!叫!大!概?!
第五名:“帮我加 10 个功能先,明天就要,拜托!”
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拜托,我又不是变魔术的!
第四名:“太好了,你还没回家,帮我个忙,很快的!”
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和第一句连在一起说,你会死得很快~
第三名:“为什么今天网速这么慢?”
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怪我咯?
第二名:“这个应该很简单的吧?”
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我不想给你解释,解释了你也不懂,心累。
第一名:“这里改一下就好了啊!”
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YOU CAN YOU UP !
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